Every Political Parties Should Be Like DAP

Read this  umno-should-just-be-like-dap on Annie blog. Hmmm there a certain logic to it you know.

First of all, isn't DAP always preach that their party is the best in Malaysia? They always hentam everyone who didn't share the same view as they are. Even Gerakan who similar to them got hentam gila-gila because they work together with UMNO in BN.

Poor other parties, because they work with UMNO they were attack kaw-kaw.

I saw a solution in these you know. These what they and UMNO should do. Bear in mind, I will use UMNO as an example. For others parties use these as a base ok. These were what they should do.

1. Follow loose coalition just like PR. BN need to be dissolved and all parties inside it need to register as single entity. Then as PR combine and create loose coalition. Just follow exactly like PR, but these time name the coalition BN. No more single logo to be use. Use your own party logo just like PR. These way no more UMNO try to get chinese support or MCA hamba abdi UMNO, MIC kaki pengampu and everything. No more single point to marks. No more BN.
2. All these single parties must follow DAP ways in managing their party. No more democratic (even with democratic inside their party name, they don't practise it). If they can do it, so can you mah. Just choose 20 best and then lets them choose who will be the president. If during those elections, your favourite didn't win, create a special position or rigged the result. Just annouce that Microsoft problem or typo error or lightning strike twice or the sky is blue or bla bla bla. A lot of reasons can be use to justify it.
3. UMNO need to open their parties to all but put in the form Malay preferred. Yes, if you want to joint UMNO you need to have Malay name in rumi and jawi and when registered you need to automatically use your malay name. Example Ahmad Liow, Salina Lee, Jamal Arumugam, Roslina Subramaniam. These way, just like DAP they will know you are indian or chinese but joint UMNO. MIC no more christian name mix up together with indian surname. Only pure indian name. Same as MCA. Only pure chinese name.
4. If you make a mistake, blame it to DAP. After all they blame everything to UMNO right. So as per now, blame everything to DAP. Justify it like Haze, because DAP didn't educate the chinese in the company that why they didn't aware about their people burn everything in Sumatra. Those create a major haze problem in Malaysia.
5. Spin everything to the max. If LKS crying, take his picture and spin everything he said. Choose the ugliest picture possible. Paint him as evil as possible or as angry or manipulative as possible.

That my friends is an idea following their logic. If they want to blame you, you can straight away say that you follow DAP. If they say what you do after this is wrong kindly tell them that if DAP can do it so can we. "Can we do it, yes we can"hehehehehehe